120 Pumpkin Pun One-Liners to Spice Up Your Fall

Fall is in the air, leaves are crunching underfoot, and pumpkins are popping up everywhere—from porches to coffee cups. If you’re the type who loves a good pun as much as a pumpkin spice latte, you’re in for a treat.

This collection of pumpkin pun one-liners is packed with quick laughs, clever wordplay, and enough fall flair to keep your sense of humor cozy all season long. Whether you’re carving a jack-o’-lantern, snapping a festive selfie, or looking for the perfect caption, these puns will squash the competition and make you the pun-king or pun-queen of autumn.

Classic Pumpkin Puns

Pumpkins and puns are the perfect fall combo—and these classic one-liners prove it. Whether you’re strolling through a pumpkin patch or sipping something spiced, these puns will leaf you laughing all season long.

1. You’re the pick of the patch!

2. Have a gourd time!

3. I’m just here for the pumpkins.

4. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

5. You’re looking gourd-geous today!

6. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

7. Life is gourd when it’s fall.

8. Oh my gourd, I love autumn!

9. You’re the pumpkin to my pie.

10. Gourd vibes only.

11. Feelin’ gourd today!

12. Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.

13. It’s the most pumpkin-y time of the year!

14. Orange you glad it’s fall?

15. Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.

16. Let’s get smashed! (pumpkin style)

17. Squash goals.

18. Patch me if you can.

19. This is un-be-leaf-able!

20. Keep calm and pumpkin on.

Halloween-Themed Pumpkin Puns

If you’re all about jack-o’-lanterns, spooky nights, and trick-or-treating, these Halloween pumpkin puns are just the thing. They’re scary silly and perfect for carving up a good laugh!

1. Trick or treat yo’self to a pumpkin pun!

2. I’m hollow inside, just like a jack-o’-lantern.

3. Gourd of the rings: Halloween edition.

4. Witch way to the pumpkin patch?

5. Creep it real with those pumpkins!

6. Boo-tiful pumpkins everywhere!

7. I’m a total jack-o’-nerd.

8. You’re looking spook-tacular in orange.

9. If you’ve got it, haunt it—with pumpkins!

10. Let’s carve out some time to party.

11. This is a scream-pkin party!

12. Frankly, I love pumpkins more than candy.

13. Who run the patch? Gourd girls!

14. Resting witch face—but holding a pumpkin.

15. You’ve been boo-ed… with pumpkins!

16. Just here for the boos and gourds.

17. Vampires love a good pumpkin bite.

18. Mummy loves pumpkins!

19. Bat to the gourd!

20. Carve diem!

Love and Relationship Pumpkin Puns

Love is in the crisp autumn air! Whether you’re flirting at the fall festival or sending a sweet message with your pumpkin pie, these romantic puns will make your boo smile.

1. You’re the pumpkin of my eye.

2. We make a gourd couple.

3. You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.

4. Falling for you one pumpkin at a time.

5. You’re my pumpkin spice everything.

6. I only have pies for you.

7. You’re un-pumpkin-believable!

8. I’m totally falling for you.

9. Let’s carve out a future together.

10. You’re the squash to my soup.

11. Pumpkin up the love!

12. You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie.

13. This love is gourd-geous.

14. You’re the spice to my fall.

15. You’re simply un-squashable.

16. We’re cuter than a couple of pumpkins.

17. I love you more than PSLs.

18. Pumpkin love never goes out of season.

19. You make me feel gourd inside.

20. You’re my boo and my gourd.

Food and Drink Pumpkin Puns

Pumpkin spice isn’t just a flavor—it’s a whole lifestyle. These tasty one-liners are all about pies, lattes, and everything deliciously fall. Warning: reading may cause sudden cravings.

1. Just rollin’ with my pumpkin spice latte.

2. Pumpkin pie fixes everything.

3. I’m on a pumpkin-only diet.

4. Whip it real gourd!

5. Slice, slice, baby—pumpkin edition.

6. No tricks, just pumpkin treats.

7. You had me at pumpkin cheesecake.

8. This latte is unbe-leaf-able!

9. Pumpkin spice and chill.

10. Muffin compares to pumpkin muffins.

11. I’m just here for the pie.

12. Soup-er excited for pumpkin everything!

13. That’s a latte pumpkin flavor.

14. Pumpkin toast is my jam.

15. Fall in a cup—and it’s pumpkin flavored.

16. Crust me, it’s delicious.

17. Gourd morning with pumpkin pancakes!

18. Pumpkin cookies are my love language.

19. I can’t espresso how much I love pumpkin spice.

20. Feast mode: activated with pumpkins.

Pumpkin Puns for Kids

Pumpkin jokes don’t have to be spooky—just silly! These kid-friendly puns are clean, cute, and perfect for little ones at school, at home, or at the pumpkin patch.

1. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A pun-kin!

2. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!

3. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

4. How do pumpkins get around? On their gourd-geous wheels!

5. Why was the pumpkin so good at school? It was a smartie-pie!

6. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!

7. What do pumpkins wear on their feet? Gourd-ons!

8. What’s orange and round and goes ‘boo’? A ghost pumpkin!

9. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject? Spelling!

10. Why don’t pumpkins tell scary stories? They don’t want to get squashed!

11. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!

12. What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You complete me!

13. Why did the pumpkin sit on the teacher’s desk? It was the pick of the patch!

14. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

15. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite day of the week? Squashurday!

16. Why was the pumpkin late to class? It got stuck in traffic-jam!

17. How do you make a pumpkin laugh? Tell it a corny joke!

18. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fairy tale? Cinderella!

19. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid of the dark? It lost its spark!

20. What do baby pumpkins sleep in? A pun-kin crib!

Clever and Sassy Pumpkin Puns

Need a little attitude with your autumn? These witty, bold pumpkin puns bring major fall flair. Perfect for captions, stickers, or anyone who’s full of spice and sass.

1. Zero gourd-given.

2. Too gourd for you!

3. Pumpkin spice with a dash of sass.

4. Stay out of my patch.

5. Talk pumpkin to me.

6. Serving looks and pumpkin spice.

7. Basic? I prefer seasonally superior.

8. Pumpkin and proud.

9. Sassy, classy, and full of pumpkin spice.

10. Fall is my excuse to be extra.

11. Don’t squash my vibe.

12. I don’t compete—I carve my own lane.

13. This outfit? Picked from the patch, obviously.

14. Keep your latte—I’m full of real pumpkin energy.

15. Messy bun, pumpkin run.

16. Channeling my inner pumpkin queen.

17. Pumpkin season? More like pumpkin domination.

18. Squash the drama, keep the spice.

19. You wish you were this a-peeling.

20. Warning: May contain traces of pumpkin and attitude.